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Former Coheed And Cambria Bassist Pleads Guilty
Michael ToddThat’s right, you fucking pill-poppers. Former Coheed And Cambria bassist Michael Todd has copped a plea. That plea? Guilty, on charges he made the biggest mistake of his life by holding up...
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Crazy Town Frontman Sentenced On Domestic Disturbance Charges
Shifty CrackrockPart of me feels bad for Crazy Town’s Seth “Shifty Shellshock” Binzer, because he clearly has a ton of fucking problems. A larger part of me could give a fuck, so, it works out. Binzer...
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Former Bury Your Dead Guitarist Will Be Indisposed For A Bit
Enjoy sodomy!Make that two fucking decades. Former Bury Your Dead guitarist Eric Ellis has been sentenced to 20 years behind bars after being convicted on federal conspiracy charges and for violating...
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Guest Column: Three Bands You May Not Know But Should By Okular’s Andreas Aubert
Guest ColumnWe’ve reached out to our metal and hard rock brethren across the land, asking that they contribute prose to our recent series of guest columns. We ran a recent series on Five Albums That...
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Poisonblack’s Sixth LP Coming In September
PoisonblackOh yeah, players. A new Poisonblack album is on the way, which means a no-doubt seductive record cover is in the works as we speak. The Finnish band, boasting former Sentenced frontman Ville...
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The Man-Eating Tree Experience Lineup Changes
The Man-Eating TreeThat’s right. The Man-Eating Tree, which always makes me think of “Poltergeist,” has lost some branches. The band featuring former Sentenced drummer Vesa Ranta released a statement...
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As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Sentenced To Six Years
Sucks to be himIs it evil of me that I’m smiling as I write this sentence? Look, as far as I am concerned, he belongs behind bars. Tim Lambesis, who was once the chaste symbol of Christian metal as the...
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As I Lay Dying’s Hipa Reacts To Lambesis Interview
As I Lay DyingLast week, soon after the sentencing of Tim Lambesis, an interview with the dude who tried to hire a killer to mow down his wife ran on the site of the cheap fucks over at AltPress, which...
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Korn’s Head Thinks Tim Lambesis Deserves A Second Chance
Terminator TimKorn guitarist Brian “Head” Welch relates to Tim Lambesis. They both used to love God and don’t anymore. And oh yeah, Head can sympathize with Tim’s plight. You know, that burning...
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Man Sentenced For Stealing Limp Bizkit Fans’ Phones
Limp BizkitI have a pretty dope phone; I’m not going to lie. It’s the Samsung Note, and I paid a pretty penny for it. I’d be pretty fucking pissed if someone actually stole it from me, because it’s...
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